My hand turned me down
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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it glows. i had to have it.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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