I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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