Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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