What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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