Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have aggressive nipples.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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