We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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