this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
