in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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