your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He shit in the fireplace
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