I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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