How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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