I want to stick my p in your. b.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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