the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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