Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
should my penis look like a turkey
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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