I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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