so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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