I didn't shave. On purpose
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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