I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We're too hungover to prance.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
