gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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