nut hugger
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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