yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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