She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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