I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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