guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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