Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
