Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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