sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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