Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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