just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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