You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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