how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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