He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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