they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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