why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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