okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads