i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i now understand why vodka
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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