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My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.

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(913): My favorite part of our friendship is your tits. http://tfl.nu/3eyr

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The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.

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(310): The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss. http://tfl.nu/o71q

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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.

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(814): I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day. http://tfl.nu/s1o1

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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go

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(214): Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go http://tfl.nu/uzsa

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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.

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(740): It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex. http://tfl.nu/8qyg

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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"

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(786): i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy" http://tfl.nu/v0t3

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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.

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(973): He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird. http://tfl.nu/n9dq

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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.

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(802): Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties. http://tfl.nu/nqyr

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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.

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(+44): Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace. http://tfl.nu/pdfz

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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.

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(612): Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement. http://tfl.nu/cvtk

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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."

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(845): We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..." http://tfl.nu/o2g7

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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!

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(+44): Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?! http://tfl.nu/qizp

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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows

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(908): I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows http://tfl.nu/eaw6

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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.

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(919): These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again. http://tfl.nu/lco3

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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.

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(574): I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help. http://tfl.nu/f05s

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