IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend