My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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