I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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