I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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