The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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