Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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