we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Randomize
