This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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