i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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