Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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