He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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