none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
that may or may not have been my penis.
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