Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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