She's JV to your varsity
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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