it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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