return my video game
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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