had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Quick, to the slutcave!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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