if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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