Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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