I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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